Hookah Stories- Colin Ferrel?

This past weekend a friend of mine Natalie was at a hookah bar smoking some fine shisha with a few friends. She was at Le Souk a new york city high end Mediterranean posh hooka bar. Now mind you Natalie is a very cute girl and she can attract many men. in the middle of their hookah and shisha smoking escapades, a very handsome man comes and sits next to her. people start joking around saying that he looks like colin ferrel, a very famous teenage heartbreak actor and model. they sit and enjoy their smoke and this guy, a complete stranger to the crew starts getting very physical with natalie. she reciprocates the gestures. now, intermittently other people from the bar who were also there smoking shisha start coming over to them and shaking this strangers hand and telling him that they are big fans. Natalie's entourage got very confused... was this the acclaimed colin ferrel? she and he make out some more and he he seems to be all over her. they are getting drunk and ordering hooka after hookah. after many hours of these shenanigans they realized that it was in fact colin ferrel and he was all over natalie. on their way home to her place in the east village colin was very drunk and harassed a homeless man for a cigarette. after failing to get such cigarette natalie realized that this colin ferrel character was very short! after a long night of smoking hookah and making out with colin ferrel she realized that her 5 foot 6inch stature was no mach for his short size. who would have thought?? apparently she did not like his beard and she described him as a perv! what a hilarous story!