Friday, February 29, 2008

Hookah Stories- 420 on the frat quad

ok so this is another hookah disaster story and the second time i was busted by my old university for smoking a hookah on campus. it was april 20th, national smoking day. a few buddies of mine and i wanted to go into the middle of campus and smoke shisha. they way that our campus was layed out was that there was a giant quad in the middle of our campus with a giant circular compass in the center of it. so we took my friends hookah and some apple narghila and a few coals and set out for the center of the quad. it was broad daylight. i told them that i would never allow my hookah to be seen in a public space on campus because i knew that the risk way way too high and the cost of getting caught was your hookah and any shisha that you happened to have. now mind you that a security guard at a university is not legally allowed to take your property, in fact it is against civil liberties for them to do such things. so here we are in broad daylight smoking a wonderful blend out of my friends glorious four hose hooka from israel. mind you that i was watching for security the whole time...the clock struck about 430 and we all got distracted by the pretty campus bells. and of course mr. security guard rounds the corner, spots us and comes to bust us. my buddy whose hooka it was starts yelling at the security guard and telling him that he has a shitty job and that he does these mean things to students for fun! he took the hookah and wrote us all up for violating the campus handbook. another disaster at the good old university.

Hookah Stories- Average Experience

Smoking hookah at luxor lounge in nyc is always a mediocre experience. the shisha is not top quality and the hookas always smoke very harsh. so there is this one waitress at the luxor cafe that is so terrible that it makes me never want to go to this place to smoke hookah agian... putting aside the unbearably average smoking experience. so they serve all sorts of flavors and varieties of narghila at this venue and im pretty sure they use the cheapest shisha possible for their customers. The hookahs are out dated and used beyond belief, most of them do not even work right. so this waitress is just absent. if you want something, like a drink or a new hookah you cant find her and the funny thing is that this lounge is very small! so my story for today is about a time when i ordered a turkey burger to go along with my mint melon shisha. First i ordered my food and then i ordered a drink. the drink came pretty readily but the food seemed like it was taking forever. when the waitress finally came over with our second hooka (!) i asked her about my turkey burger and she acted like she had never taken my order! to which she replied "oh im sorry i did not realize that you still wanted that!" this was mind blowing- it was as if she realized it had taked so long that she thought that i would just not want it anymore! all in all that was an below average experience and i hope to never have one like that again.

Hookah Stories- What will happen next?

I was smoking a hooka with double apple shisha. I was a freshman in college in my non smoking dorm room. Hookahs and all smoking apparatus was banned on campus. I was with four people, some of my best friends. We were sitting in my freshman dorm around a very nice hooka from israel. it had two hoses and we were using japanese coals that my roomate picked up during his time abroad. we were all sitting and listening to pink floyd and enjoying our smoke. Mind you at this point my room was filled with smoke and our fire alarm was covered with a sock or a plastic bag or something. we got a knock on the door and it sounded official. i looked in the peephole and it was two security gaurds looking for trouble. apparantly the hookah had set off a "secret" alarm in the building that only they could see that alerted them that smoking was happening in my room. they barged in and repremanded us for smoking in the building and told us that hookas were not allowed on the campus and that if they ever found a hookah they were allowed to take it. so in an attempt to confiscate my roomates amazing hookah, they knocked it over and the burning hot red coal landed on our brand new carpet that we bought for our linoleum floor. i thought that this was funny because their whole issue is that it was a fire hazard...the irony is that they caused a bigger fire hazard when they knocked to coal off of the hookah and burned my carpet!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Friends

This is a post where I list links to websites of my friends....

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